The Jesus Potty

‘Kierkegaard is absolutely wrong,’ Paul pulls down his pants, ‘these last two thousand years should not be lifted.’ I hear a squeak.

‘That is a fundamental misunderstanding, it is not inconsequential whether Jesus had blonde hair, parted it to one side, tucked in his belt.’

Paul lifts his pants. ‘Whether I was on the road to Damascus or here in the bathroom.’

‘He is a realist,’ Paul stands back in the mirror, ‘he is a realist.’ Paul blows a kiss and winks. ‘Now, you tell me, what doesn’t God care about?’


About Rene Diebenkorn

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